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Week 4 NFL DFS Preview: Nabers Saves My Season
I got completely dick blasted last week. Nearly last place with a Wentz-Jefferson-Nailor stack. At least KOCK said that every time they put the tape on Nailor is open. That really helps my -90% ROI. I’m currently sitting through another loss on the Thursday night game. The Charboner touchdown being called back fucked me out…
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Week 2 NFL DFS Preview: Breece and the Geezer
There’s no other way to say this, but last week was one of the worst days on Draftkings yet. Waddle was so fucking bad, Kyler was ok but I can’t believe I hadn’t considered the Rodgers and Fields revenge game setup. That was the easiest play of the week and I blew it. That will…
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Week 1 NFL DFS Preview: Waddle for a Million
The time has come. We are back after what felt like the longest offseason of all time. We survived many things, like Diana Russini getting taken for a fucking backpack ride by Rodgers’ agent and Jerry Jones blasting off like he’s playing fantasy football in a free league. We are welcomed to week 1 by…
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NFL DFS Preview Week 4: Higgins Busts the Slate
Last week was once again all time bad. I had to take a moment before the Sunday night game to think about entering, sitting at a 0% ROI through 3 main slates and multiple showdowns. But then I fired away. You never know when variance will finally be on your side. It’s time for the…
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The Masters Preview: Iron Man and the Hits
GEOOOOOOORGIA. GEOOOOORGIA. GEOOOOOOORGIA ON MY MIIIIIIIIIND. I’m back and there’s not a fucking chance I’m passing up on a chance at a million this weekend. There are so many story lines this week and I’m jacking it like no other. I’ve barely recovered from last year when Zalatoris withdrew prior to taking a single swing,…
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NFL DFS Divisional Round Preview: Back to the Baker Well
I somehow went positive last week. It was the showdown slate that put me over the top. I was a Chase Edmonds touchdown away from winning a million on Monday night. One of these times variance will break my way. As they say, you never know when you will realize your EV. It’s time to…
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Week 15 NFL DFS Preview: Love Saves my Season
I got absolutely blasted last week and then blasted again on this Saturday slate. Things took a turn for the worse once Addison began his cock unveiling ceremony. I had a Mullens double, but the wrong 2. I’m onto Sunday. Just when I thought I was turning the corner on the year. I got behind…
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Thanksgiving Day Special: Frankenstein Gobbles
I somehow cashed some entries last week, including the Sunday Night Showdown by .01 of a point. Despite that I still fucking deposited this week. I see the ball well on Thanksgiving Slates and have always liked them the most. This is a Cash God Legacy slate tomorrow. It’s time for Jordan Love. I think…
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Week 11 NFL DFS Preview: ASB and the Game Stack
I was at least cashing all day last week but then got the rug pulled at the last moment when the Chargers-Lions game went off. I’m so fucking tilted at the Jags offense. Holy fucking shit how do you get blasted that badly? When Aiyuk scored that first touchdown I was thinking I’d done it…
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Week 10 NFL DFS Preview: Aiyuk and the Bijan Well
Here I am, ready to whip it out again when Chris Olave scores his first TD of the game. I’m thinking I did it again with the CGG. He, along with Derek Carb, proceed to blow ass the rest of the game and I’m left holding my dick in my hand. The real plan should’ve…
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