The Cash God

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  • WM Phoenix Open Preview: Shane the Brain

    WM Phoenix Open Preview: Shane the Brain

    I was a Troy Merritt implosion away from another 6/6 last week. I’m not sure what the fuck happened to him, but course history failed me in that instance and I was left with a single-entry lineup fighting for its fucking life to min-cash. The field this week looks stacked. I begin the week with…

  • AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am Preview: Spieth and I Head to Denny’s

    AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am Preview: Spieth and I Head to Denny’s

    Last week Robby Shelton birdied 18 to deliver my second 6/6 single entry of the year. I had absolutely 0 faith in it. Woodcock butchered half of the course and Cock Palmer forgot how to play golf on day 4. I still profited because of Homa’s win, but it could have been a much bigger…

  • Farmers Insurance Open Preview: Homa and the Wood

    Farmers Insurance Open Preview: Homa and the Wood

    I could not weather the storm. Ryders on the storm completely fucked my single-entry lineup with his missed cut. Papa Jon is absolutely dialed in right now he is going to be a very tough fade going forward, despite some inevitable regression. Live look at Papa Jon: It’s time for the plays. Not often will…

  • NFL Divisional Round DFS Preview: Deebo and I Jag Off

    NFL Divisional Round DFS Preview: Deebo and I Jag Off

    The Saturday and Sunday slates last week were a few of my best of the season. On Saturday I thought I had fucked up so badly with Lawrence throwing 4 picks in the first half. But then, foot by foot, his pants snake crept out of hiding. I’m looking to keep it rolling this weekend…

  • The American Express Preview: Tom Kim and the Grand Slam

    The American Express Preview: Tom Kim and the Grand Slam

    Last week was one of my best golf results in recent memory. I had a 6/6 single entry in contention all weekend. There is nothing quite like sweating a Matt Kuchar made cut then having him go on a run to remember on the weekend to finish top 10. It’s safe to say I put…

  • Wild Card Sunday NFL DFS Special: Barkley, Hodgins and the Thielen Curtain Call

    Wild Card Sunday NFL DFS Special: Barkley, Hodgins and the Thielen Curtain Call

    DraftKings had a few options this weekend, but they didn’t make it a 6-game slate, or even a 5-game Saturday-Sunday slate. The good news with that is that we have more shots on goal. The bad news is that I *could* be losing 3 times as much money this weekend. Or maybe I take my…

  • Sony Open DFS Preview: HealedNeki and the Geezer

    Sony Open DFS Preview: HealedNeki and the Geezer

    Last week, I picked a winner in Papa Jon and had Zalatoris at 8%. Unfortunately, Billy Horsecock had one of the worst tournaments of his life and finished close to last. He had to be one of the only players to shoot over par on any of the four days. I will be noting that…

  • Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Stevenson and Showtime

    Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Stevenson and Showtime

    I had my best Sunday of the season around the time Evan Engram whipped out the basilisk for 11-162-2. I didn’t know he had that in him, but I truly have played him around 80% of the weeks this year so it was good to finally get some of that money back. Going 75% Goff…

  • Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Olave and Double RB

    Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Olave and Double RB

    Variance must be worse than ever this season. My stacks were so fucking bad. I even slipped a Rodgers lineup in the milly and that was a massive mistake. DeShaun Watson looked like complete ass shit, but the Browns’ defense somehow got 30 points, breaking the slate. I’m not sure how many more weeks like…

  • Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Kelce and the Chubb

    Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Kelce and the Chubb

    There is a serious chance I need to retire from showdowns. I am so fucking bad. Every time I enter, I am convinced I’ve found the nuts only to be in complete shambles after the game’s first touchdown. The showdown slate on Monday was a continuation of the dick dusting I received on Thursday and…