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The Masters Preview: Tiger Woods and My Wood
Last week, I went a little light on lineups in preparation for The Masters. I got completely fucked by Rory and The Jizzer Kizzire. I was going to save it for later in the article but it needs to be said. Rory’s performance was an embarrassment to his career and the sport of golf. I’m…
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Valero Texas Open Preview: Hadwin and the Geezers
I don’t have anything to say about that last tournament. I got completely shit on. 0 lineups cashing. Noren was fucking terrible even though he didn’t have an opponent for one of his rounds. Paul Casey saw one drive out of Noren and decided he was fucking cooked so he withdrew. It simply comes down…
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WCG Dell Technologies Match Play Preview: Shit Chest 2.0
Sometimes you take a stand and lose. That happened to me in a big way this past week. Some say variance some say bad luck. Let’s just say going 100% Jason Cockrack did not end well. It seemed like he was one of the only golfers bogeying holes so I’m not sure what the fuck…
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Valspar Championship Preview: Shit Weather and Redemption
I woke up on Thursday morning to take a look at my lineups and the first thing I saw was the Hedicki WD. I was already tilting from Wednesday night when I somehow only entered 92 lineups in a contest that I wanted to enter 150. Holy shit. It got even worse when I confirmed…
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Arnold Palmer Preview: Cockrack’s Return to Glory
I got absolutely shit on. This was one of the worst weeks in any sport. I cashed zero of my 20 lineups. When you end up with 80% Joaquin and Aaron Wise that will happen. I’m going to get right into my plays for this week. This is a course for the ball strikers. In…
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