The Cash God

Tag: the open

  • Wyndham Championship Preview: Shane the Brain

    Wyndham Championship Preview: Shane the Brain

    It’s officially over for Justin Thomas. He gurgled his sack for the final time. Let the record show that I gave him one last chance this past week and he completely fucked me over. It sounds like he’s more worried about being on the Ryder Cup team than winning. The amount of double bogeys he’s…

  • The Open Preview: Spieth and Leeeeeeverage

    The Open Preview: Spieth and Leeeeeeverage

    Well well well we have arrived at the final major of the year. It seemed like just a few days ago when we were begging for anything in the worst fields of the year during the month of January. I’m going to get it out of the way early. This is an all-time Rory fade…

  • The Open Preview: Brooks and the Brain

    The Open Preview: Brooks and the Brain

    I’m not sure how many weeks we are into this, but at what point do we assess whether it’s bad variance or a horrific process? I’m going to say it’s just bad variance. There is nothing worse than opening the app on Friday evening and seeing several lineups with 5 fucking MCs. The weekly tradition…