I am in complete shambles from the complete airball that was last Sunday. I didn’t cash a single fucking lineup and was jacking off the BIlls D all morning thinking I was a god damn genius. It turns out the joke is on me. They blow ass and Jonathon Taylor is god.

I’ll keep this one short since it’s Thanksgiving and a short slate. I’ll start by saying a quick thing I’m thankful for. I’m thankful for Draftkings saving my CC information in the app. This makes it easy to deposit on a weekly basis. They don’t call me the fastest deposit in the west for no reason.

QBs are thin on this slate, obviously. I thought about playing Dick Boiler for about 2 seconds and realized his price was about 2k higher than it should be. He went to Jared will start but I don’t think that’s any better. I’ll be sticking to Allen and Dak. Carr is cooked and Dalton is fucking terrible. I’m guzzling chalk so I’ll get unique elsewhere.

At RB it might just be best to avoid the Saints or bank on Ingram being out and play Montgomery at WR. I’ll just be playing Zeke and David Montgomery (Frankenstein) with some Pollard sprinkled. So far you may be thinking to yourself “holy shit this donkey is eating chalk like it’s Thanksgiving turkey”. We will get unique with dick left on the table, WR or at TE.

If you’ve ever seen a Thanksgiving slate before or even just an island game you know Beasley turns into the best receiver in the league so I will be playing him. I’ll be fading Mooney. Dalton blows ass and Mooney is projected to be the highest owned WR on the slate. That is an easy fade. The other WR I like are Diggs, Sandy Man, Renfrow, and Smith.

At TE I think you know where this is going if you’ve read any of these articles. The play this week is Juwan Johnson. He will take Trautman’s role for the Saints. At $2.6k you can’t beat that. The only other TEs I’ll play are Waller as comebacks in Dallas stacks and Kmet for obvious reasons. You just know Johnson is packing a fucking hog and will unleash it on the Bills’ forehead:

At defense I’m fading the chalk and playing the Cowboys when I can. Otherwise I’ll likely play Detroit for the price.

I’m doing a bit of an unorthodox CGG for this short slate. Juwan Johnson is my CGG because he will be in the winning milly lineup. Spending down at TE is extra important this week. Johnson and the hog dragging behind his body will catch a TD this week and be in the winning Milly lineup.

I’ll be back on Saturday with the week 12 preview article.

-CashGod-