Sometimes when you look at your ROI it won’t tell you the whole story. -90% might not be that bad if the process is there.

The shit chest narrative hit in a big way last week. Odell got drilled in the chest early in the 4th. He and Stafford have clearly established a connection on and off the field. It’s a night and day difference from Baker. Clearly, Stafford is willing and able to provide for Odell.

At QB the Shit Chest Narrative is once again staring me straight in the face. The two other QBs I like most this week are Sherbert and Kirk. It’s double stack the fucking statues week.

At running back I think the employees at DK closed their eyes and started aimlessly clicking prices. I’m not sure who signed off on the Elijah Mitchell price but what I am sure of is that they are most likely being flown to LA for a new line of work at the Rams practice facility as part of Odells game day prep team.

A couple running backs I like this week are Austin Ekeler, Joe Mixon (My favorite RB play on the slate), Josh Jacobs, Miles Sanders.

Joe Mixon against the Chargers run funnel is a near lock. There’s a lot of chalk on Mitchell, Gibson, Mattison and Conner. Josh Jacobs is back in business getting fed carries. It’s a great pivot off of the $6k RBs. No one gives a shit about my season long, but I have Miles Sanders in every league and this is the week I’ve been waiting for all year. He’s been so bad, but I’ll be playing him this week in all formats. The Jets are fucking terrible.

At WR I like Shit Chest, Kupp, Thielen, Keenan, Mike Williams, Chase, Shenault, Devonta Smith, Pittcock and some one-off Mike Evans.

At some point the low ownership-ceiling combo of Devonta Smith will pay off. This week is as likely as ever against the Jets.

Darren Waller took a visit to his surgeon this past week. The quote from his doctor (Dr. Phalliceor) was not promising: “Darren needs both lower thoracic ribs removed immediately. This will allow him to have full range of motion in the forward bending sense. Unfortunately, he will be able to continue to suck his own dick. There is no way I can prevent this with his salary as high as it is. It is highly unlikely he is even able to play this week.” Dr. Phalliceor:

Luckily Walker’s backup is $2.7k and you don’t really need to make a decision at TE this week. Lock it in and move on. The only other TEs I’d consider are Higbee and Gronklin in the double stacks.

At defense I like Baltimore, San Francisco, Las Vegas, and Houston for the punt.

It’s time for the CGG. This week the CGG is Justin Jefferson. As much as I hate Kirk it’s time to uncoil the cock against Detroit. Dalvin Cook is out which seems to make a difference in their playcalling and he is projected at less than 10% ownership again. That’s a deal you cannot pass up. I’ll just say it. I’ve been fucking terrible at these this year. This is the week where the sheetrock finally gets blasted so reverse indicate at your own risk.