Last week was the first 6/6 in a long time, but Aaron Wise prevented me from winning anything meaningful. He started out T1 after a -5 first round and began his sack gurgling routine on Friday, finishing T22. Scheffler finished T9, which was actually pretty fucking bad for the field, another week without the number one ranking. I can’t complain about a 3x though.

It’s about to be Power Hour. Seamus had an inexplicable cut at the Shriners Children’s Open, but since then he has finished in the top 5 twice, including a win at the Butterfield Bermuda Championship. Last year, he finished T4 at this event and has the second best odds to win it this year. This is a bad week to pay up, given how dogshit the top of the field is, but he is the best one to click at the lowest ownership.

Get in the car. We are headed to Denny’s for the fucking grand slam breakfast again. McCarthy has been average at best so far this year outside of one T6 finish at the Butterfield Bermuda Championship. He has good history at this event though, finishing in the top 10 in 2 of the last 3 years. These dogshit tournaments are all about course history and McCarthy is one of the best golfers in the field. Live shot of me checking in on his round on Friday:

Webb Simpson has been complete dog ass so far this year with a missed cut at the Fortinet Championship and a T52 at the CJ Cup last month. I am once again trusting course history with him. He has 3 top 10 finishes in his last 4 tournaments here, including 2 top 3s. If he sucks his own dick this year he can officially be retired from the pool, but I’ll be playing him this week at only $8.4k.

One of the best values on the entire slate is Francesco Molinari. I’ve been jacking off to course history for the previous couple paragraphs, but Molinari somehow hasn’t ever played in this event before. At $7.1k he is one of the best values in the entire field. He rates out extremely well in strokes gained, which is exactly what I look for in these lower priced golfers. At less than 3% owned he is worth a dart. I’ll be dicks out on Molinari this weekend.

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Get out your Johnson’s. This could be the first and last time I play this guy, but I’ve said it several times already, course history is king. This guy brings his dick out time and time again on this course. In his last 5 tournaments here he has 3 top 10s and a T16. You will not find anyone better under $7k. I will be unveiling my Johnson along side him this weekend.

It’s time for the Cash God Guarantee. This one is a bit off the board, but it’s Ben fucking Griffin. I’m not sure how he’s only $7.1k, but that is an absolutely offensive price and it won’t last long. He’s only played in this event once and gurgled his own dick (missed cut), but he already has a T3 this year and is coming off of a T16 last week at the Houston Open. He is number 3 in recent form strokes gained. You won’t find better value in the field and he will be under 10% owned.

I’ll be back next week.

-CashGod-

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