This was my worst week of the season. I fucked up so badly. I cut it way too closely to lock trying to upload my lineups and I’m still not sure if it was user error, DraftKings, or Fantasy Labs. Nightmare struck and I was not able to upload my lineups so I just had to go with whatever I had in there which was a Herbert double stack. This is either the third or fourth time I’ve said this but I’m never playing him again. My own dick left an imprint on my forehead. I have no one to blame but myself and maybe DK/Fantasy Labs for fucking up my upload.

Onto Monday.

The NFL probably had their dick in hand when imagining a late season matchup between last year’s champion and the 1 seed in the NFC. Instead, the Packers are struggling to keep up with Tank Commander Poles Bears’ team and the Rams are trotting out Baker fucking Mayfield as their starting QB.

Green Bay is abysmal against running backs. It’s Cam Akers time. I thought about double RB for a bit, but the rest of these guys are so bad I can’t do it. The Packers have allowed the third-most rushing yards per game on the season and over 200 in the last 3 (worst in the league).

I’m captaining Rodgers. There aren’t many defenses that have fallen off a cliff quite like LA has in the past 3 games. They are allowing the 6th-most pass yards per game. It’s going to be cold, but there should be nearly no wind and Rodgers has played in plenty of games in these temps. Rodgers after throwing his 4th TD of the game late in the third:

It’s time for Rodgers to feed the lizard again. I’m playing Allen Lazard. The Rams have somehow become one of the bottom teams in the NFL against the pass so I’ll have as many pieces of the Packers pass game as possible. Maybe Watson will finally regress to the mean on these touchdowns.

If you’re fading Tutu Atwell you’re playing for second place. The Rams have one of the worst sets of playmakers in the NFL on offense. Tutu is about the only one worth playing. Baker is complete ass but they’ll likely get the ball into his hands as much as possible. Atwell scoring his second TD of the game:

I’d love to finally win one of these showdown slates.

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