It’s that time of the week again. Time to make a DK deposit. They call me the fastest deposit in the west – If I see overlay in the Milly Maker I’m obligated to fire. Before I get into the plays I’d like to mention the weather because we will inevitably have the pregame panic…

I have begun to take the “first or last” thing in GPPs very literally. In my last three milly makers I have been just above slabs of shit that forgot to enter their lineups in the morning. I’ve heard a few complaints about mentioning variance too many times in these writeups. All I have to…

I’m in Arizona this week and added another layer to my degeneracy. I fired a few free bets from the DK Sportsbook on 15-team NFL parlays and lost all of them on the first game (Pats +2.5). Bill Belicheck took his old, dangling nutsack and brought it into his own mouth while kicking a 20-something…

Last week was one of the more tilting weeks of DFS for me. I was in Washington so I couldn’t even play after going about 20 for 20 on players including a Justin Jefferson CGG. I can still take a victory lap for the one week of the year that I am dicks out. The…

Sometimes when you look at your ROI it won’t tell you the whole story. -90% might not be that bad if the process is there. The shit chest narrative hit in a big way last week. Odell got drilled in the chest early in the 4th. He and Stafford have clearly established a connection on…

At this point I think it’s fair to ask the question. Is it variance or is it the process? I got fucking dusted once again on the Thanksgiving slate. I’m either due for a win or maybe I’m just complete donkey ass. Send me to pasture like Jason Garrett. It looks like the cheap QBs…

I am in complete shambles from the complete airball that was last Sunday. I didn’t cash a single fucking lineup and was jacking off the BIlls D all morning thinking I was a god damn genius. It turns out the joke is on me. They blow ass and Jonathon Taylor is god. I’ll keep this…

Yes, I am getting blasted by variance. There is almost nothing worse than opening the DK app and having the fucking “Winner!” popup show up only to see that you took a 50% loss on the day. Going heavy on Mike Williams and the CGG of McLaurin was enough to dust my sorry ass. The…

I covered the basics of bad variance last week and I hate to report that this variance has continued to drain my DK account. I cut it too close to lock last week trying to run lineups and ended up having to bust out the train and submit the same one in all contests. I…

I’m going to chalk up the last few weeks to variance. The Kamara CGG ended up being fucking terrible, but if you had told me prior to the game that the Saints would score 36 points and Semen would come in at QB halfway through I would have gotten my dick out on the spot…